Post by maxturner on Nov 27, 2006 17:55:27 GMT -5
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Max Turner Presents...
SATURDAY NIGHT ANARCHY
The Last Stop Before X-massacre
Live Event from the Pengrowth Saddledome in Calgary, Alberta, Canada
RP's due Saturday 2nd 6pm ET
[ all interferences/show segments to be sent to me before 6pm ET on the day of the event ]
Remember it is now a 3 roleplay limit per person for Singles matches and 2 Roleplay Limit for each person in tag team matches
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Non-Title
Normal Match
Crimson -vs- Starr Shamrock
An impressive debut from Crimson as she quite literally takes apart Starr Shamrock in the ring with her flowing style of brute wrestling it seems i's not long before she's nailed the impaler ddt and scored an easy pinfall
Winner: CRIMSON
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we cut backstage to show Max Turner arguing full blown with someone down the phone in his office
Max Turner: I am NOT having that sorry son of a bitch at my pay per view!.....you're kidding me?....why him though?...you people have no clue how to run a business.
he says slamming the phone back down on the receiver shaking his head he shots a death stare at the camera as the cameras quickly leave him too it
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Non-Title
No DQ
Seth Saint -vs- The Reverend
Another brutal win for Seth Saint showing he is as dangerous as his reputation claims beating down the Reverend within an inch of his life, grating at Reverends head with a cheese grater causing the Reverend by the end of the match he nails a Dry Dock Saint, a cover and this ones over. As soon as the match ends Seth Lifts Reverend up by his hair to look at the ramp as 'Straight out of Line' by Godsmack hits the PA and out out from the back to a loud cheer from his Anarchists walks Max Turner. He has a mic in hand
Max Turner: I told the overpaid jackasses weeks ago that i now had a zero tolerance ruling, and i meant it. Reverend? get your sorry ass out of my ring and out of this company, YOU are fired. Mr Saint..
No sooner had he said it Saint nails another Dry Dock saint on The Reverend leaving the man in a pool of his own blood in the ring
Winner: SETH SAINT
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The lights in the arena turn red as "Wont back down" by Fuel plays over the pa. Just then the entrance video for Alex Preston appears on the screen as the fans quickly re-kindle their hatred for Preston and begin a loud "PRESTON SUCKS" chant. Just then... the music fades as Alex's voice can be heard over the pa system.
Alex Preston: "Did you morons really think that I, Alex Preston was going to come out there in front of your diseased asses? No way in hell.... I am NOT going to grace your presence until I decide it's worth my time. So keep pissing yourselves boys and keep wetting your little panties ladies because soon...Alex Preston is coming back!"
The red lights turn off as Preston's voice fades out.
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Non-Title
Normal Match
Kenneth Williams -vs- Shane Creed
Kenneth Williams is in the ring, awaiting the arrival of Shane Creed. He looks extremely confident, as his entrance music stops, and "Mexicola" kicks in, as Shane Creed, along with TAD, Max Turner, and four RCMP Officers come out. They stop at the entrance way. Creed has a microphone.
Shane Creed: "What we have here standing in the ring, ladies & gents, is the dumbest piece of shit I've ever been in an organization with. Kenny... oh, Kenny.. why did you have to be so difficult? You're never going to learn anything if you're so stubborn and pig-headed. So, I figured I would teach you a lesson, and what better place to do it but in Canada? Officers."
The Mounties start making their way down the aisle.
Shane Creed: "Now, K-Boob.. you're probably smart enough to figure out by now that these fine officers are going to take you to jail, and then escort you out of the country. You may have gotten away with it in Quebec, because come on.. let's be serious here for a second... the French know nothing. You took all of us Canucks for absolute morons, because those ignorant Frenchmen let you in here, and you just went and assumed it would be ok to jump province to province untouched. Not here, man. You're in Alberta, motherfucker. We have the stability to become our own country. That's a fact."
Max Turner: "I'm sorry Williams, but Creed is right. You are not allowed to be here, and must be deported immediately back to the U.S."
The officers come into the ring and surround Kenneth Williams. Williams looks ready to defend himself at any costs. He keeps his eye on all four officers, as they close in on him.
Shane Creed: "Don't be shy, gentlemen. He's harmless. He's only tough when he's comfortable... and since we're not in the States, we'll just take him to his other comfort zone."
The officers pounce on Kenneth at the same time, as he begins to resist. He knocks one of the officers to the ground, and puts his shoulder into another. Shane Creed rushes down the aisle, and grabs a steel chair from under the ring. He rolls into the ring, and jabs the chair into the midsection of Boobie, bringing him to his knees. Creeds winds up and soccer kicks him in the face, then winds up the chair, and cracks it across face of Kenneth Williams, knocking him unconscious and cut wide open. The officers handcuff Williams, and start dragging him out of the ring. Creed grabs his mic.
Shane Creed: "GET THAT WORTHLESS PRICK OUT OF MY RING!"
The officers roll Kenneth to the outside, two grabbing his arms, the other two grabbing his legs, as they start carrying him down the aisle.
Shane Creed: [laughing] "But don't worry Kenny.. I'm sure we'll see you soon. I don't know if you can hear me, pal.. but next time you ever underestimate me, of all people, the consequences will be MUCH worse. Tonight was nothing but my first message to everyone in the XHW. Don't fuck with what you can't handle. Do not fuck with The Main Event.."
The crowd is cheering for Creed, with some audible boos from Kenneth Williams' fans.
Shane Creed: "The winner tonight, via FORFEIT.. your hero.. your voice.. your reason to breath... "The Main Event" Shane CREEEEEED!"
"Mexicola" plays as Shane Creed celebrates his way to the lockeroom.
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Non-Title
Singapore Caning Match
Jonni Blaze -vs- Carson Rockwell
The match is pretty brutal, a cane a piece and Carson seems to be holding onto his for grim death. Blaze finally gets him locks him up and causes him to drop the cane, the match continues both men giving as good as they get with this one. Carson nails the devils back bone on Blaze and rolls him up Blaze has his foot on the ropes but the ref doesn't see and counts the three count. Carson celebrates his win as Blaze gets up and pushes the referee mouthing 'what the fuck?' the ref can do nothing but defend his position
Winner: CARSON ROCKWELL
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we cut to ring side where George Daniels and Paige Dailey are talking about the card so far
George Daniels: "Hectic night tonight huh Paige?
Paige Dailey: I can't help but think it's only gonna get worse with the two matches at the top of the card Book
George Daniels: Thats right and we haven't even had word that Hendrix Walker has even arrived at the arena
Paige Dailey: Hold on a second Book I'm getting something through on the head set....right...ok...I'll tell her.
Paige nods and stands heading over to Anarchy ring announcer and whispers something in her ear. Paige sits back down and Carmen gets up into the ring to cheers and wolf whistles from the fans
Carmen Lewis: Ladies and Gentlemen we have news directly from the board of directors of XHW incorporated. Regarding a match earlier tonight where a man by the name of Kenneth Boobie Williams was arrested at the hands of Max Turner and Shane Creed. This decision is being officially over turned the board have said that this man is a free man and so allowed to wrestle for the company and that the forfeit decision is being turned into the court of Shane Creed, Ladies and Gentlemen the winner of the previously stated match KENNETH WILLIAMS!
she says as the fans give off a mixed reaction, simply because Creed was Canadian and they'd have rather had him win
George Daniels: Looks like the board have Max Turner back in the cross hairs Paige, overturning his decisions again. This won't sit well at all.
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Non-Title
Normal Match
A.C. Jermaine -vs- Andre Volchok
Ina close match heading into their ladder match at Xmassacre both men were looking for the upper hand walking into the ppv putting on another amazing display of cruiserweight prowess in the ring the fans are really backing it up but in the end. Picture Perfect on the Escape Artists and a roll up for a three count. Clean and simple. Something on tonights show seems to be a rarity.
Winner: A.C. JERMAINE
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Non-Title
Six Man Elimination Tag
Ringside Enforcers: Ceaser, Dante West and Shawn Hughes
Travis Wolf, Mike Fertig and Shade
-vs-
Steve Bambino, Syd Douglas and Reinhardt
It's a match surrounded by controversy from the enforcers ring side, to the men in the ring. a lot of tension between them all as the match kicks off It's Reinhardt and Shade in the ring setting off the match Reinhardt takes it to shade as best he can and vice versa. Reinhardt tags in Douglas quickly as they double team Shade. Douglas tags in Bambino who is instantly all over the ring taking down Shade he locks Shade into a leg lock and yells out for Reinhardt to hand him his Louisville slugger to really take Shade down a peg or two. Reinhardt climbs back in the ring and gets behind Bambino by Shades head he lifts the bat up to smash it over Shade but changes direction and clubs it straight into the head of Steve Bambino. Douglas climbs back in the ring but Reinhardt catches him with the Reinhardt drop as the fans are going crazy. Reinhardt leaves the ring
Reinhardt has been eliminated via DQ
Fertig is quick to be next in the ring looking to capcapitalize on what just happened in the ring. Melissa Ann Bellin walks down to the ring, ruler in hand she jumps on the ring apron and distracts the ref and all the men in the match. She tosses her ruler to “The Roughneck” Mike Fertig while everyone is look at her and no one sees him get the ruler. Douglas turns around and “The Roughneck” Mike Fertig jabs Douglas in the forehead with the ruler. The ref didn't see She then blows a kiss to Steve Bambino. And jumps off the apron and heads back to the locker room. Fertig goes to roll up Douglas but Douglas counters and rolls Fertig up for a surprise three count. Fertig rolls out to ring side as Travis Wolf steps in the ring Douglas and Bambino staring the man down. Wolf runs forward and starts laying them down with clotheslines but its not long before the numbers game works against Wolf and Douglas gets back on the apron letting Steve go at Wolf, the two go at it for a while and Douglas gets his chance as well Wolf trying to hold his own out there in an effective two on one. Wolf slides out of the ring and heads to ring side and picks up his 9 iron. Bambino slides out and Hughes gives him a shove. Wolf back in the ring as Bambino and Douglas come for him again. Wolf nails Steve in the ribs with the 9 iron disqualifying himself. Steve holds his ribs Douglas takes down wolf as the two start beating on Wolf. Hughes slides in the ring as the match is now over presumably to help Wolf. Bambino and Douglas back off Wolf as Hughes stands side by side with Travis Wolf as Wolf is ready to go for the two of them again but Hughes turns around nailing Wolf with an Ego Buster in the center of the ring. After the fracas, Hughes looks at both Steve Bambino and Syd Douglas. Syd raises his left hand, Steve raises his right hand, and Hughes gives them each an emphatic high five! A ring hand tosses a microphone over the top rope and Syd Douglas catches it.
Syd Douglas: The Acts of God are now a trio, and XHW is now on alert. You mess with one of us, and you've got a storm of three XHW superstars coming down on you.
Syd tosses the microphone to Steve as the crowd looks on stunned but excited.
Steve Bambino: We may all run into personal feuds since the tag team division in this company is an absolute joke, but no matter who the fodder is in the ring, there will always be two more of us waiting to pounce. No one should feel safe.
Steve hands the microphone to the newest member of the Acts of God, Shawn Hughes.
Shawn Hughes: I'm here to put the following people on notice. Dante West... You're ours. The Jackal... You're ours. Travis Wolf... You're ours. and Max Turner!!!! You're ours too!!!
Shawn drops the microphone as the Acts of God pose in the ring for some promotional pictures. Then they leave the ring to a chorus of boos from the pro-Anarchy fans who dislike their GM being called out.
Winners: STEVE BAMBINO, SYD DOUGLAS AND REINHARDT
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'Straight out of Line' by Godsmack hits the PA as the fans go nuts and Turner storms out from backstage he heads directly for the ring and climbs in. Carmen hands him the mic as his music cuts out as a loud 'AN-AR-CHY' chant starts up Turner slices his throat with his finger signaling he wants quiet
Max Turner: First line of business. Acts of God? no body, and i mean NO BODY calls me out on my own damn show, you got that?
he says shaking his head
Max Turner: Next up it looks like the board are sticking the noses in where they don't belong like usual. Notice how Joanna Brooks doesn't have to put up with the same shit i do? she's too PG-13 I'm willing to go out on a limb and do things MY way. The Anarchy way. But no no the board don't want things doing this way. To hell with the board. I could care less who won between Creed and Williams, the thing I'm talking about regards the main event of Xmassacre
Max Turner: With the disappearance of Lexi Levy daughter of Triple Syxx; the board for some reason are worried about Triple Syxxs next move, we all know how hot headed these guys get. Their worried about the sanctity of their main event for the pay per view. They don't believe an XHW official will be able to control the two men when they finally do face off. Personally i think thats bullshit and we shouldn't need to control them. But hey what do i know? i only run the best damn show in wrestling today. The board have sanctioned a ring side enforcer for Xmassacre, a man that for some reason they think could even remotely control the likes of Hendrix Walker and Triple Syxx. I personally think he's more likely to leave on a stretcher, the ring side enforcer for Xmassacre will be ALEX FRICKIN' HOMME!
the fans start going crazy at the mention of it. Turner shrugs, perhaps it wasn't such a bad idea, but he'd never admit that
Max Turner: So boys and girls and yes I'm talking to all of you backstage, fuck around with my pay per view? and your careers wont be worth living. I'm the iron fist around here and it's time i started putting you all back in line, why? because around here - THATS HOW WE GET SHIT DONE!
He says with a solid nod tossing the mic back over Carmen's way as his music re-hits and the Anarchy GM leaves the ring to loud cheers form his fans
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Backstage we cut to Steve Bambino walking down the corridor he's got champagne in his hand, probably having for got some for the AoG after match party in Steve's trailer. He looks pretty smug with himself as Dante West steps out and offers Steve a handshake in god sportsmanship heading into Xmassacre, before Steve can even think about it Dante is leathering him up with Sparky the foot long see through glitter dildo beating his challenger down backstage much to the fans apreciation. West leaves Steve laying there as he heads on his way. Possibly a bit of revenge for his friend Travis Wolf as well
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Main Event
non-title
Tag Team Match
Hendrix Walker and Triple Syxx -vs- Koby Adams and Jay Adams
Koby Adams, Jay Adams and Triple Syxx make their way out to the ring. No sign of Hendrix Walker, this match becomes a two on one. Koby stands on the apron letting Syxx get his hands on Jay, Jay and Syxx face off in a close match up Koby never even offering the tag out to Jay. as Jay comes for a tag Koby jumps off of the apron with a smirk. Syxx goes back to beating Jay, Jay comes off the ropes but Koby trips him up. Syxx nails Jay with a White aLine Fever. Koby claps as Syxx seeing red drags Koby over the top rope and nails him with a white line fever also. he piles Koby on top of Jay heads up the turnbuckle and nails a Bump in the night hitting both men. the fans are going nuts. Syxx rolls out of the ring and grabs a mic he gets back in and elans on the ropes looking at the ramp
Triple Syxx: Let this be a message Walker, let this be warning of whats coming your way, you fucked with the wrong man, with the wrong family and with the wrong legacy. Your ass is mine at the pay per view. Hear me? MINE! I'm taking your title away from you and it's coming where it belongs. Around the waist of a Levy! You can Co..
He's cut off as Koby Adams rolls him up in a school boy pin using the ropes as leverage and gets the three count. Koby stands up taunting as he gets up on the turnbuckle and celebrates Jay is now up as he goes after Koby the two men start brawling around the ring. even more tension between the two men heading into their Death Match next Sunday
Winners: JAY ADAMS AND KOBY ADAMS
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Max Turner Presents...
SATURDAY NIGHT ANARCHY
The Last Stop Before X-massacre
Live Event from the Pengrowth Saddledome in Calgary, Alberta, Canada
RP's due Saturday 2nd 6pm ET
[ all interferences/show segments to be sent to me before 6pm ET on the day of the event ]
Remember it is now a 3 roleplay limit per person for Singles matches and 2 Roleplay Limit for each person in tag team matches
---------------------------------------------
Non-Title
Normal Match
Crimson -vs- Starr Shamrock
An impressive debut from Crimson as she quite literally takes apart Starr Shamrock in the ring with her flowing style of brute wrestling it seems i's not long before she's nailed the impaler ddt and scored an easy pinfall
Winner: CRIMSON
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we cut backstage to show Max Turner arguing full blown with someone down the phone in his office
Max Turner: I am NOT having that sorry son of a bitch at my pay per view!.....you're kidding me?....why him though?...you people have no clue how to run a business.
he says slamming the phone back down on the receiver shaking his head he shots a death stare at the camera as the cameras quickly leave him too it
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Non-Title
No DQ
Seth Saint -vs- The Reverend
Another brutal win for Seth Saint showing he is as dangerous as his reputation claims beating down the Reverend within an inch of his life, grating at Reverends head with a cheese grater causing the Reverend by the end of the match he nails a Dry Dock Saint, a cover and this ones over. As soon as the match ends Seth Lifts Reverend up by his hair to look at the ramp as 'Straight out of Line' by Godsmack hits the PA and out out from the back to a loud cheer from his Anarchists walks Max Turner. He has a mic in hand
Max Turner: I told the overpaid jackasses weeks ago that i now had a zero tolerance ruling, and i meant it. Reverend? get your sorry ass out of my ring and out of this company, YOU are fired. Mr Saint..
No sooner had he said it Saint nails another Dry Dock saint on The Reverend leaving the man in a pool of his own blood in the ring
Winner: SETH SAINT
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The lights in the arena turn red as "Wont back down" by Fuel plays over the pa. Just then the entrance video for Alex Preston appears on the screen as the fans quickly re-kindle their hatred for Preston and begin a loud "PRESTON SUCKS" chant. Just then... the music fades as Alex's voice can be heard over the pa system.
Alex Preston: "Did you morons really think that I, Alex Preston was going to come out there in front of your diseased asses? No way in hell.... I am NOT going to grace your presence until I decide it's worth my time. So keep pissing yourselves boys and keep wetting your little panties ladies because soon...Alex Preston is coming back!"
The red lights turn off as Preston's voice fades out.
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Non-Title
Normal Match
Kenneth Williams -vs- Shane Creed
Kenneth Williams is in the ring, awaiting the arrival of Shane Creed. He looks extremely confident, as his entrance music stops, and "Mexicola" kicks in, as Shane Creed, along with TAD, Max Turner, and four RCMP Officers come out. They stop at the entrance way. Creed has a microphone.
Shane Creed: "What we have here standing in the ring, ladies & gents, is the dumbest piece of shit I've ever been in an organization with. Kenny... oh, Kenny.. why did you have to be so difficult? You're never going to learn anything if you're so stubborn and pig-headed. So, I figured I would teach you a lesson, and what better place to do it but in Canada? Officers."
The Mounties start making their way down the aisle.
Shane Creed: "Now, K-Boob.. you're probably smart enough to figure out by now that these fine officers are going to take you to jail, and then escort you out of the country. You may have gotten away with it in Quebec, because come on.. let's be serious here for a second... the French know nothing. You took all of us Canucks for absolute morons, because those ignorant Frenchmen let you in here, and you just went and assumed it would be ok to jump province to province untouched. Not here, man. You're in Alberta, motherfucker. We have the stability to become our own country. That's a fact."
Max Turner: "I'm sorry Williams, but Creed is right. You are not allowed to be here, and must be deported immediately back to the U.S."
The officers come into the ring and surround Kenneth Williams. Williams looks ready to defend himself at any costs. He keeps his eye on all four officers, as they close in on him.
Shane Creed: "Don't be shy, gentlemen. He's harmless. He's only tough when he's comfortable... and since we're not in the States, we'll just take him to his other comfort zone."
The officers pounce on Kenneth at the same time, as he begins to resist. He knocks one of the officers to the ground, and puts his shoulder into another. Shane Creed rushes down the aisle, and grabs a steel chair from under the ring. He rolls into the ring, and jabs the chair into the midsection of Boobie, bringing him to his knees. Creeds winds up and soccer kicks him in the face, then winds up the chair, and cracks it across face of Kenneth Williams, knocking him unconscious and cut wide open. The officers handcuff Williams, and start dragging him out of the ring. Creed grabs his mic.
Shane Creed: "GET THAT WORTHLESS PRICK OUT OF MY RING!"
The officers roll Kenneth to the outside, two grabbing his arms, the other two grabbing his legs, as they start carrying him down the aisle.
Shane Creed: [laughing] "But don't worry Kenny.. I'm sure we'll see you soon. I don't know if you can hear me, pal.. but next time you ever underestimate me, of all people, the consequences will be MUCH worse. Tonight was nothing but my first message to everyone in the XHW. Don't fuck with what you can't handle. Do not fuck with The Main Event.."
The crowd is cheering for Creed, with some audible boos from Kenneth Williams' fans.
Shane Creed: "The winner tonight, via FORFEIT.. your hero.. your voice.. your reason to breath... "The Main Event" Shane CREEEEEED!"
"Mexicola" plays as Shane Creed celebrates his way to the lockeroom.
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Non-Title
Singapore Caning Match
Jonni Blaze -vs- Carson Rockwell
The match is pretty brutal, a cane a piece and Carson seems to be holding onto his for grim death. Blaze finally gets him locks him up and causes him to drop the cane, the match continues both men giving as good as they get with this one. Carson nails the devils back bone on Blaze and rolls him up Blaze has his foot on the ropes but the ref doesn't see and counts the three count. Carson celebrates his win as Blaze gets up and pushes the referee mouthing 'what the fuck?' the ref can do nothing but defend his position
Winner: CARSON ROCKWELL
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we cut to ring side where George Daniels and Paige Dailey are talking about the card so far
George Daniels: "Hectic night tonight huh Paige?
Paige Dailey: I can't help but think it's only gonna get worse with the two matches at the top of the card Book
George Daniels: Thats right and we haven't even had word that Hendrix Walker has even arrived at the arena
Paige Dailey: Hold on a second Book I'm getting something through on the head set....right...ok...I'll tell her.
Paige nods and stands heading over to Anarchy ring announcer and whispers something in her ear. Paige sits back down and Carmen gets up into the ring to cheers and wolf whistles from the fans
Carmen Lewis: Ladies and Gentlemen we have news directly from the board of directors of XHW incorporated. Regarding a match earlier tonight where a man by the name of Kenneth Boobie Williams was arrested at the hands of Max Turner and Shane Creed. This decision is being officially over turned the board have said that this man is a free man and so allowed to wrestle for the company and that the forfeit decision is being turned into the court of Shane Creed, Ladies and Gentlemen the winner of the previously stated match KENNETH WILLIAMS!
she says as the fans give off a mixed reaction, simply because Creed was Canadian and they'd have rather had him win
George Daniels: Looks like the board have Max Turner back in the cross hairs Paige, overturning his decisions again. This won't sit well at all.
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Non-Title
Normal Match
A.C. Jermaine -vs- Andre Volchok
Ina close match heading into their ladder match at Xmassacre both men were looking for the upper hand walking into the ppv putting on another amazing display of cruiserweight prowess in the ring the fans are really backing it up but in the end. Picture Perfect on the Escape Artists and a roll up for a three count. Clean and simple. Something on tonights show seems to be a rarity.
Winner: A.C. JERMAINE
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Non-Title
Six Man Elimination Tag
Ringside Enforcers: Ceaser, Dante West and Shawn Hughes
Travis Wolf, Mike Fertig and Shade
-vs-
Steve Bambino, Syd Douglas and Reinhardt
It's a match surrounded by controversy from the enforcers ring side, to the men in the ring. a lot of tension between them all as the match kicks off It's Reinhardt and Shade in the ring setting off the match Reinhardt takes it to shade as best he can and vice versa. Reinhardt tags in Douglas quickly as they double team Shade. Douglas tags in Bambino who is instantly all over the ring taking down Shade he locks Shade into a leg lock and yells out for Reinhardt to hand him his Louisville slugger to really take Shade down a peg or two. Reinhardt climbs back in the ring and gets behind Bambino by Shades head he lifts the bat up to smash it over Shade but changes direction and clubs it straight into the head of Steve Bambino. Douglas climbs back in the ring but Reinhardt catches him with the Reinhardt drop as the fans are going crazy. Reinhardt leaves the ring
Reinhardt has been eliminated via DQ
Fertig is quick to be next in the ring looking to capcapitalize on what just happened in the ring. Melissa Ann Bellin walks down to the ring, ruler in hand she jumps on the ring apron and distracts the ref and all the men in the match. She tosses her ruler to “The Roughneck” Mike Fertig while everyone is look at her and no one sees him get the ruler. Douglas turns around and “The Roughneck” Mike Fertig jabs Douglas in the forehead with the ruler. The ref didn't see She then blows a kiss to Steve Bambino. And jumps off the apron and heads back to the locker room. Fertig goes to roll up Douglas but Douglas counters and rolls Fertig up for a surprise three count. Fertig rolls out to ring side as Travis Wolf steps in the ring Douglas and Bambino staring the man down. Wolf runs forward and starts laying them down with clotheslines but its not long before the numbers game works against Wolf and Douglas gets back on the apron letting Steve go at Wolf, the two go at it for a while and Douglas gets his chance as well Wolf trying to hold his own out there in an effective two on one. Wolf slides out of the ring and heads to ring side and picks up his 9 iron. Bambino slides out and Hughes gives him a shove. Wolf back in the ring as Bambino and Douglas come for him again. Wolf nails Steve in the ribs with the 9 iron disqualifying himself. Steve holds his ribs Douglas takes down wolf as the two start beating on Wolf. Hughes slides in the ring as the match is now over presumably to help Wolf. Bambino and Douglas back off Wolf as Hughes stands side by side with Travis Wolf as Wolf is ready to go for the two of them again but Hughes turns around nailing Wolf with an Ego Buster in the center of the ring. After the fracas, Hughes looks at both Steve Bambino and Syd Douglas. Syd raises his left hand, Steve raises his right hand, and Hughes gives them each an emphatic high five! A ring hand tosses a microphone over the top rope and Syd Douglas catches it.
Syd Douglas: The Acts of God are now a trio, and XHW is now on alert. You mess with one of us, and you've got a storm of three XHW superstars coming down on you.
Syd tosses the microphone to Steve as the crowd looks on stunned but excited.
Steve Bambino: We may all run into personal feuds since the tag team division in this company is an absolute joke, but no matter who the fodder is in the ring, there will always be two more of us waiting to pounce. No one should feel safe.
Steve hands the microphone to the newest member of the Acts of God, Shawn Hughes.
Shawn Hughes: I'm here to put the following people on notice. Dante West... You're ours. The Jackal... You're ours. Travis Wolf... You're ours. and Max Turner!!!! You're ours too!!!
Shawn drops the microphone as the Acts of God pose in the ring for some promotional pictures. Then they leave the ring to a chorus of boos from the pro-Anarchy fans who dislike their GM being called out.
Winners: STEVE BAMBINO, SYD DOUGLAS AND REINHARDT
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'Straight out of Line' by Godsmack hits the PA as the fans go nuts and Turner storms out from backstage he heads directly for the ring and climbs in. Carmen hands him the mic as his music cuts out as a loud 'AN-AR-CHY' chant starts up Turner slices his throat with his finger signaling he wants quiet
Max Turner: First line of business. Acts of God? no body, and i mean NO BODY calls me out on my own damn show, you got that?
he says shaking his head
Max Turner: Next up it looks like the board are sticking the noses in where they don't belong like usual. Notice how Joanna Brooks doesn't have to put up with the same shit i do? she's too PG-13 I'm willing to go out on a limb and do things MY way. The Anarchy way. But no no the board don't want things doing this way. To hell with the board. I could care less who won between Creed and Williams, the thing I'm talking about regards the main event of Xmassacre
Max Turner: With the disappearance of Lexi Levy daughter of Triple Syxx; the board for some reason are worried about Triple Syxxs next move, we all know how hot headed these guys get. Their worried about the sanctity of their main event for the pay per view. They don't believe an XHW official will be able to control the two men when they finally do face off. Personally i think thats bullshit and we shouldn't need to control them. But hey what do i know? i only run the best damn show in wrestling today. The board have sanctioned a ring side enforcer for Xmassacre, a man that for some reason they think could even remotely control the likes of Hendrix Walker and Triple Syxx. I personally think he's more likely to leave on a stretcher, the ring side enforcer for Xmassacre will be ALEX FRICKIN' HOMME!
the fans start going crazy at the mention of it. Turner shrugs, perhaps it wasn't such a bad idea, but he'd never admit that
Max Turner: So boys and girls and yes I'm talking to all of you backstage, fuck around with my pay per view? and your careers wont be worth living. I'm the iron fist around here and it's time i started putting you all back in line, why? because around here - THATS HOW WE GET SHIT DONE!
He says with a solid nod tossing the mic back over Carmen's way as his music re-hits and the Anarchy GM leaves the ring to loud cheers form his fans
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Backstage we cut to Steve Bambino walking down the corridor he's got champagne in his hand, probably having for got some for the AoG after match party in Steve's trailer. He looks pretty smug with himself as Dante West steps out and offers Steve a handshake in god sportsmanship heading into Xmassacre, before Steve can even think about it Dante is leathering him up with Sparky the foot long see through glitter dildo beating his challenger down backstage much to the fans apreciation. West leaves Steve laying there as he heads on his way. Possibly a bit of revenge for his friend Travis Wolf as well
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Main Event
non-title
Tag Team Match
Hendrix Walker and Triple Syxx -vs- Koby Adams and Jay Adams
Koby Adams, Jay Adams and Triple Syxx make their way out to the ring. No sign of Hendrix Walker, this match becomes a two on one. Koby stands on the apron letting Syxx get his hands on Jay, Jay and Syxx face off in a close match up Koby never even offering the tag out to Jay. as Jay comes for a tag Koby jumps off of the apron with a smirk. Syxx goes back to beating Jay, Jay comes off the ropes but Koby trips him up. Syxx nails Jay with a White aLine Fever. Koby claps as Syxx seeing red drags Koby over the top rope and nails him with a white line fever also. he piles Koby on top of Jay heads up the turnbuckle and nails a Bump in the night hitting both men. the fans are going nuts. Syxx rolls out of the ring and grabs a mic he gets back in and elans on the ropes looking at the ramp
Triple Syxx: Let this be a message Walker, let this be warning of whats coming your way, you fucked with the wrong man, with the wrong family and with the wrong legacy. Your ass is mine at the pay per view. Hear me? MINE! I'm taking your title away from you and it's coming where it belongs. Around the waist of a Levy! You can Co..
He's cut off as Koby Adams rolls him up in a school boy pin using the ropes as leverage and gets the three count. Koby stands up taunting as he gets up on the turnbuckle and celebrates Jay is now up as he goes after Koby the two men start brawling around the ring. even more tension between the two men heading into their Death Match next Sunday
Winners: JAY ADAMS AND KOBY ADAMS
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